Dwight Howard is coming to speakers near you

From the people who brought you Sasha Vujacic Jeans and Lamar Odom Cologne comes Dwight Howard's(notes) "Shoot for the Stars," an honest-to-goodness CD featuring Dwight Howard's mellifluous crooning. No, really, this is a real thing that will soon be available in stores. Stop laughing. Seriously. This is not a made-up joke, somehow.


I wonder how many people will actually buy this dam CD. This will prove have marketing devalues common people into consuming zombies. MadOne.